RE: News Flash
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From: Joey
I feel terrible. Yeah me.
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From: Kai
Second that.
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From: David
I have to “hop on a conference call to discuss proposed dimensionality in our model”, and I’m not even sure I can use words yet.
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From: Adam
Pancake breakfast strikes again!!
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From: Joey
Does anyone know how to put a kidney back in? I am pretty sure one of mine plopped into the toilet bowl. Can I send it back in the way it came out?
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From: Adam
I know a guy...
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From: Joey
The only thing pushing me through right now is playing The ’59 Sound on repeat at a dangerous volume. Yeah for head phones and good old Amurican Rock.
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From: David
All my words are all misspelled in my brain, and its hard to read them.
That’s why god invented the pronoun game:
“well, before, when you were talking about how you did it one time; why couldn’t we not take that and the other one and combine theirs into one new one?”
And just pray they understand what I’m talking about.
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From: Robert
My stomach is very upset with me. Could have something to do with the shrimp I ate last night... In beeville, home of texas shrimp. Or the vat of whiskey I drank. But for sure one of the two.
Where am I? Who are you people? I'm cold.
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From: Joey
I agree. Where are you and what are you doing? I mean seriously. Have you been kidnapped by terrorists? Should I contact the A Team?
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From: Joe
Hold on! You have a contact with the A Team and know how to get a hold of them?
Where the F' were they last night? Why are they not always around? At the very least you should have them around just to protect you from yourself!!!
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From: Joey
Silly Joe. You can’t just have the A Team around all the time. I mean did you watch the show as a child or are you just a poser?
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From: Kai
Yeah. they would blow up all your stuff.
And hatch zany schemes to save the migrant workers form the evil corporation that drives a Mercedes and wears a suit.
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From: Joe
That’s fine, but If you can get in touch with them, they sure as hell should be around a lot more than they are now
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From: Joey
You open a laundry mat and start getting muscled around by the mob or some other street thugs and we can talk. While you are up in your ivory tower their services are not needed.
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