RE: Ron’s Tonight?

 

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From: James

Is anyone going to be at Ron's tonight (or any other establishment that serves solutions)?  Just want to know who to call when I leave work...

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From: Joe

I will be watching a barber kill people

[Editors Note: Sweeney Todd is playing at the local theater]

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From: Joey

Brutes the barber beef cake?

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From: Kai

He actually meant Barbar the elephant, who in the past 5 years has been living on the street and developed a serious crack habit.  I heard he sucked rhino d-ck for a hit.

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From: Joey

Adam you should see if you could hire him for your nephew's birthday. That trick kick balloon animals in the ding-ding.

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From: Garrett

"That trick kick balloon animals in the ding-ding."  Joey, I don't know what that means.

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From: Joey

I am not even going to dignify that email with a response Garrett. If at this point in our relationship you can't fill in the words that my fingers forgot to type on this tiny ass blackberry then I don't know if this is going to work.

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From: Garrett

Joey... Are you trying to break up with me?

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From: Joey

No I don't want this to end. I just want you to understand my frustration and work with me to make this relationship rewarding for both of us.

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From: James

You never gave me that option . . . you just threw me on the street like we never had anything . . . And then you took me back . . . And now you won't answer my emails.

 

(through the tears) And the blackberry wasn't too small, you have fat

fingers!!!   

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From: Adam

Wild applause.

 

 

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