First off yes that’s how you spell it. Second I only  drank this crap because I was forced to by some crazy Fantasy Baseball draft rule (don’t ask, just believe)

This “drink” can only be described as fucking awful.  The fact that anyone in America is drinking this shit hurts my feelings. Its only saving grace is that is contains enough caffeine to kill a small dog. Its other saving grace (yes it has too) is that it also has enough alcohol to kill a small dog. At 10% alcohol by volume this drink will kick you right in the babymaker and then keep you up all night.

So if you enjoy drinking turpentine and like being the guy/girl who is so drunk and awake at 2 am that he/she keeps falling on the dance floor this is your poison! Yes Jeter I am talking to you. So drink up America, I can actually hear your brain cells melting away.

In  a totally unrelated note... I feel old, really old.

-- Robert

Face Rating:

F+